Heidi Aphrodite

This one is courtesy of my good friend Tony Cinderblock Head Man and the general malaise and boredom that accompanies Friday afternoons lately:

me: hey.

Cinderblock Head Man:

me: and how are you this lovely Friday?

CBHM: cranky. My car failed state inspections this morning :( …and so it’s in the muffler shop for the 4th time in a month!!!!

me: oh yay. um. I have to replace my windshield…

CBHM: yeah. cars are costly :(

me: Yes. Yes they are. Darn them. Let’s just get horses.

CBHM: those are expensive too …and not as useful in the winter!

me: I know. Darn them!!

me: That’s what we need.

CBHM: TOTALLY!

me: YAY! And if you were frozen in a snow cave, I’d totally cut mine open and stuff you in.

CBHM: GEE THANKS!

me: I think that goes down as one of the best conversations of the day.

Between my looking at the Kitchen of the Future (as seen here), chatting with Amanda, and debating the merits of fighting with the database today, this conversation happened:

apilmer: Sorry, I’m listening, but I’m counting music.
me: Hey, it’s all good. Counting is lovely.
apilmer: It’s not my favorite thing.
me: Oh right. What you need is a monocle, fangs, and a purple cape. THEN you’d like it.
apilmer: and lightning
me: one! ONE piece of music! a ahahahah.
apilmer: lmao!
me: It would take you WEEKS! But maybe Cookie Monster would help.
apilmer: c is for cookies!
me: Oh, this is so being a blog post.
apilmer: do it! now!

And I did. Verily.

Having been inspired by the likes of A Dress A Day, Behind the Seams, Sew Retro, Pins and Needles, and Offbeat Bride (warning: swears!!), I have decided to start a sewing blog to keep myself motivated. I will post pictures, too.

Head over to Fran Sews and ignore the construction…